Monday, July 27, 2009

Just for laughs - Men

1. Men are like
They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like
Nothing can be done to change them.

4.Men are like
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5.Men are like
Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like
You can't believe a word they say.

7.Men are like
Department Stores
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like
Government Bonds
.. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like
Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like
Parking Spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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